I am not sure whether I should laugh or cry at these figures :\ Looks like we. are. doomed. ;-) Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:

- 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
- 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
- 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
- 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
- 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
- 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
- 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
- 256,000,000: I want to die.
- 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
- 528,000: Why do indians smell.
- 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
- 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
- 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
- 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
- 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
- 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
- 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
- 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
- 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
- 8,380,000: Why men lie.
- 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
- 36,500,000: Why women lie.
- 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
- 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
- 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
- 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
- 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants).
- 818,000: I think im pregnant.
- 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
- Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
- 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
- 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
- 783,000: I have one testicle.
- 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
- 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
- 320,000: I have three testicles.
- 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
- 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
- 159,000,000: When to work.
- 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
- 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
- 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
- 1,510,000: What is a recession.
- 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
- 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
- 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.