Even though Singapore Airlines has equipped its new A380 jets with private double bed suites, company officials are saying: "If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist..." WTF! What are they going to do? Throw you off the plane? The first couple to book one of the double suites wasn't too impressed with the airline's prudish demeanor.

"So they'll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne -- and then say you can't do what comes naturally?" asked Tony Elwood, a 76-year-old passenger who booked the suite with his wife, Julie. "Seems a bit strange." ;-)